George: Rollin' Stoned

Poor George Michael - today's headlines won't have made great reading chez soi. 'CARELESS SPLIFFER' and 'DOPE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO GO' sum it up. The former sex-symbol was found by police sl umped over the wheel of his car. We would've assumed it was because he'd put his last album on the stereo, but apparently not. Instead, George was arrested on suspicion of possessing controlled substances and driving while unfit through drugs. The Sun speculates that if he's cautioned, it would be a "commercial disaster" for the star. Although we reckon that releasing a string of snoresome albums has realistically already accomplished that.