Talking of the Mirror... pint-sized motoring pundit Richard Hammond - the driving woman's crumpet apparently - starts a new column for the paper tomorrow. "I won't be writing the world's hardest piece of political analysis," he says. Quite. The title of his first column, according to the paper: 'WHY ARE DOZENS OF WHALES QUEUING UP TO COMMIT SUICIDE ON OUR BEACHES?'
Christ.
