It seems our Jordan is making quite a splash over the other side of the pond, as the US Vogue magazine has featured her in their April 'Shape' issue. They label her as being 'topheavy', and advise her on the style of clothes she should wear - obviously she won't be following the advice, as she can't refrain for more than 2 minutes from flashing her boobies. Click on the jump to see some prime quotes from Jordan herself, and the Vogue writer's thoughts on our raunchy chavvette.
Jordan is apparently designing her own lingerie range, as she can't find suitable bras in Britain. 'People assume that because you've got big boobs, then you need big knickers...I get everything in America.' She is also planning her new novel, 'Angel', due out this summer. Her publisher describes it as 'Pride and Prejudice in Burberry'. Looking forward to that one topping the bestsellers list!
The writer claims Jordan is a 'living brand. She has successfully payrayed her Dolly Parton-type body towards Brangelina-type celebrity via Martha Stewart-type business savvy and an Oprah-type instinct for female popular culture.' We guess that's score one for Jordan, in the fight against fellow Essex-chav Jodie Marsh. She also claims to be 'the queen of pink bling', something that no-one, not even Jodie, can contest with. We'll give you that honour, Jordan, but Vogue model? That's pushing the buck a bit too far.
