Alba Covers Up

Jessica Alba isn't too happy with Playboy. She's called in the lawyers, alleging that the yeah-just-buy-it-for-the-articles-my-arse magazine used a picture of her on the cover without permission. Apparently the legal eagles are demanding all the profits from the March issue of the mag, on the grounds that devoted masturbators fans of Jess might have bought it expecting to see the star "nude or semi-nude".