Avert Your Eyes

Warning: If you're more than sick of Paris Hilton and co, we suggest you stop reading, for fear of your eyes going on a permanent strike. Apparently...gulp... Paris and her sister Nicky are to star in their own animated cartoon in the US. The picture to the left is the style in which the cartoon will be made, and it will reportedly be based on the Hilton heir's lives. We're just worried about the target audience, it's hardly suitable for the young whippersnappers out there, as all the Hilton's ever do is shop and sleep around! Not exactly worthy of a cartoon, we think...