Jessica's Fear

Jessica Simpson has revealed that she was 'terrified' to leave husband Nick Lachey, for fear that she would "disappoint their adoring public" with her decision to "shatter the perfect image of marital bliss the couple had created". Lumme. We're not saying there aren't any members of the public who adore Jess, but we're fairly sure that for 99% of them it's not so much her marital bliss they like, as her ability to soap car windscreens up while dancing about in a pair of hotpants. Just a thought.