Ah, Tuesday is the day when all the celeb mags are available, which of course means more endless stories about Kerry Katona that bore everyone to tears. However, beings as last week I was telling you all about her split from cabbie Mark Croft, I felt the need to update you.
According to 'Star' magazine, Kerry is now engaged to the guy after a whirlwind romance-break-up-new-romance. She's even been pictured wearing an engagement ring. A 'close relative' said: "Kerry couldn't wait to show us the ring."
"Although it's all a bit quick," this sharp-minded relative continued, "she's [Kerry] over the moon."
Problem is - Kerry's still married to ex-Westlifer Brian McFadden. And according to Irish law, she'll have to stay that way for the next two years. According Irish court laws (Kerry and Brian were registered in Ireland), a couple have to be apart for four years before they can petition for divorce. Not that Kerry cares -
"I've never felt as loved and cared for as I do now." she said of Mark.
I give it a month.
