More shockingly obvious and shockingly stupid scribblings from Mr. Andre in the new edition of New magazine. Read on, he's scored a couple of corkers this week.
"It sounds like a mad thought to me, but at the moment my wife seems pretty keen to freeze some of my sperm and wear it in a necklace around her neck..." Okay. Firstly, you don't ever admit such insanity if it is found out by the media. You simply said it isn't true (even if it is) but you never admit something so disgusting and so... downright insane.
[talking about a gig he did in Mumbai] "It was great: Chris Evans and Phil Tufnell were in the crowd singing along [to Mysterious Girl]." With that admission, I'd imagine Pete's been struck off two Christmas card lists as they cower in shame at such a name-check.
"As you all know, my wife and I recently visited Disneyland in Florida and yes, we did get a bit frisky in the Magic Kingdom one night. She was a naughty princess and I was the naughty prince who took advantage of her..." TOO MUCH INFORMATION!
*shudder*
Pete's Vacuousness Rating For This Week: 7/10, but that's purely for the over-shares and gross out factor.
