No, Wayne Rooney hasn't started snorting ants, urinating on famous Texas monuments, and mumbling incomprehensibly when in front of a camera. Well, he's always done that last one. But no, the reason Wayne and Coleen may be the new Ozzy and Sharon is canine-related. Yes, if you're invited round to Chez Roo, you better watch where you're stepping...
Today's Mirror reports that one of the couple's three bichon frise lapdogs is causing a hassle by, well, pooing all over the gaff. Daisy is the guilty party - apparently Fizz and Bella have been house-trained. "It's not pleasant cleaning dog poo from the carpet, and Wayne's had enough," a source tells the paper. Like he doesn't have 17 butlers to do that sort of thing for him.
