C.J. Simpson

We've all heard the rumours about the Baywatch movie, now reportedly the powers-that-be have chosen Jessica Simpson to reprise the role Pamela Anderson's boobs filled in the early 90s. An insider said 'Jessica has all the assets to make the part her own.' Assets being, of course, her titties. She recently said 'I have amazing boobs. They're just perfect.' Let's hope she re-enacts Pammie's slow-mo running on the beach, then!