Nobel Peace Prize Winner Mother Paris

In possibly the world's most offensive comparison, the perpetually perky Paris Hilton is apparently set to play...Mother Theresa. Yes, your eyes are not deceiving you. The House of Wax acting disaster is on the short list to play the Nobel Peace Prize winner, which is to be directed by India's T. Rajeevnath. '(Hilton's) features resemble Mother Teresa's,' he commented, adding that he first stumbled across the idea whilst reading about Paris in Playboy magazine. Shooting is due to begin in early 2007, in West Bengal, and thankfully for Paris, will be in English. We all know how she doesn't like other languages, after all!