Helena Bonham Carter...And Sexy Lingerie? Argh!

In perhaps the most revolting fashion news since Karl Lagerfield donned gloves and a fan, Helena Bonham Carter reportedly woke up one morning and thought 'I've got to do something other than act', and decided to unleash an assault against our eyeballs. Yes, the woman renowned for her eccentric fashion sense is launching a sexy lingerie range at Harrods, titled 'Pantaloonies.' The first collection is called 'Bloomin' Bloomers', and will be featuring a selection of Victorian camisoles, mop caps and, yep, bloomers. A collective 'darn it!' can no-doubt be heard throughout the male population as they read this. If this is a subtle tip to husband Tim Burton that she will forever be sexually chaste, hand him right over to me, I'll devour that great hunk-a-spunk. [Katherine Hannaford]