Oh, it's all kicking off in Celebrity X-Factor, although I missed the ignominious exit of Paul Daniels and Debbie McGee the other night. Sharon Osbourne is under fire for belittling Rebecca Loos live on-air, telling her she should wear some knickers. But would you believe it, Simon Cowell - a man presumably well-versed in the talents of women with false boobs and no knickers - apparently jumped to Rebecca's defence, telling Sharon to stop being so personal. However, the best part of this Mirror story is the bit where Kelly Osbourne apparently shouts "You're not a celebrity!" at Rebecca from the audience. Which needs no snarky comment from me... [Stuart Dredge]


