Wonder If Hubby Marilyn Manson Will Be Attending?

Venerable sex-kitten Dita Von Teese has stripped for many a cashed-up ‘sleb, but I bet stripping for Posh and Becks will be an experience she’ll never forget. The ubiquitous couple have booked the burlesque stripper for their pre-World Cup party, an insider told the Mirror ‘The party has a slightly naughty theme and Victoria and David just feel that Dita will be perfect.’ Now, I wonder what ‘naughty’ means to Posh and Becks – Perhaps we can expect to see a slobbish, unmade-up Vic drinking Fosters, with David sporting a week’s growth on both his face and legs? Anyone got a spare invite to what’s being touted as the ‘highlight of the showbiz calendar’ ? Rats, I guess I’ll have to wait for the photos to appear in OK! magazine along with everyone else. [Katherine Hannaford]

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