Britney Spears And K-Fed Go On Separate Holidays

Honestly, I don't know what I'd do with my time if the ongoing Brit and K-Fed saga fizzled up and died, I'd be pulling my hair out in fright at the thought of Britney...And Spederline...Happy?! The latest news is that Britney Spears has seemingly grown tired of their new PR offensive where they try to convince the world their sham of a marriage is infact all sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows, everywhere. The couple recently went on a holiday to Florida, but reportedly stayed in separate houses, spending a massive $250,000 on Aqua Island. 'She did it to get away from Kevin,' a friend blabbed. Whilst Britney spent time with their son Sean, Kevin enjoyed jet-skiing, clubbing, guzzling Cristal champagne, and generally larking it up with the boys. A friend of Brit's says that despite their numerous problems, she 'wants the world to think they're happier than ever.' Really, I've run out of related jokes about their sham of a marriage, it's just getting sad now. [Katherine Hannaford]