WHY on earth do celebrities do this? They're famous for one thing - be it acting, singing, modelling, whatever - and when they have some success, they suddenly think they can do everything and start on "new projects" that are always boring and a disaster.
Sadly, Desperate Housewives Eva Longoria is ready to fall into the same pit of failed ambitions. Like Madonna before her, Eva has decided to write a novel. Star magazine claims it will be a raunchy, sex-themed novel. Eva herself confirmed this ludicrous idea, saying: "They offered a huge deal and I like the idea of seeing my book on a shelf. The plot's top secret, but let's just say that I have an extremely wild imagination."
I bet the ladies over at Trashionista can barely contain their excitement at the prospect. [Toni Kelly]

