Another busy week in former soap star Adam Rickitt's quest to become a Tory MP. For starters, Adam told the good folk of Chester that if elected as their MP, he would get rid of the ancient laws that allow them to hang any Welshman caught within the city walls after midnight, and shoot other Welshmen from the wall with longbows. Tough on archaic cross-border crime, tough on the causes of archaic cross-border crime...
Meanwhile, Ad is heading to the other side of the country later this year to further bolster his political credentials by, er, playing Prince Charming in panto at the Norwich Theatre Royal. Well, it worked for David Cameron. Oh, no. No it didn't. Tsk. [Stuart Dredge]
