It’s safe to say you wouldn’t catch Liam Gallagher rapping like a demon in an ad for Fruit Pastilles. At least, I think it’s safe to say – who knows what he’ll resort to if the next Oasis album doesn’t sell well. But anyway. Liam’s ex-wife Patsy Kensit has apparently taken up with 26-year-old rapper Killa Kela, who’s the star of a certain chewy-sweets advert that’s on your screens now.
The two were spotted holding hands and sharing “passionate kisses in the sun” (as opposed to The Sun) last weekend, before Kela’s set at the Sprite Urban Games in London. Patsy’s now got a veritable supergroup of past and present beaus, what with Kela, Liam and former husbands Jim Kerr out of Simple Minds, and Dan Donovan out of Big Audio Dynamite. Kids, ask your dad about those last two… [Stuart Dredge]