A Few Thoughts On Britney Spears & Kevin Federline's Appearance at the Teen Choice Awards

Firstly, Jessica Simpson introducing Britney Spears and seeming excited about it. Girl, didn't think you'd like to be showed up that way.
Tell us the truth. Britney doesn't have a fashion stylist anymore, right?
Love the gum-snapping, it's ever so attractive hearing your saliva boomed throughout a massive audience like that.
Begrudgingly, we must admit she looks darn good with dark hair.
Anyone else notice that when she said the words 'my career', she shifted her eyes sideways? I think she realises along with us that it's a joke of a career.
Hmm, having a live pianist doesn't exactly help with the ghetto image, K-Fed.
Anyone else confused by the two other rappers who unfortunately bear a resemblance to the Fed?
Ahh, so the confusion was intentional, with K-Fed actually being the pianist. Triiiiicky!
He's meant to be a former back-up dancer, obviously he forgot the moves long ago.
The only remotely good thing about the song is the chorus, which coincidentally, he doesn't sing, natch.
Hopefully after the show, the producers offered free tetnus jabs to members of the audience in the first few rows - did you see the amount of saliva flying out of his mouth?