Another relatively quiet week for the couple who single-handedly kept the celeb rag market afloat during those difficult early years. All we can offer you is the story of Vicky Beckham's amazing six-hour booze bender, as covered here yesterday. Only six hours? Girl needs to come out with Mr Kelly on St. Patrick's Day if she thinks that's impressive.
Considering she's looking to sprog up again, we can't help but wonder if a night of "wine appreciation" might not be the best idea. Meanwhile David was training with his Real Madrid team-mates, so while one partner was hanging out with a load of over-paid, over-hyped celebs who spend all their time getting manicures and shopping 'til they drop, at least Victoria was doing something worthwhile.
