A Week With TomKat
Everyone's favourite miniature Scientologist couple are good value for gossip, and no mistake. Tiny Tom and, er, Kould-Be-Taller Katie are like a two-person gossip action force, travelling the world to defeat the forces of banality. This week, they've been getting up to all manner of zaniness.
Just one example was the exemplary behaviour they showed in comforting and waiting for an ambulance with a couple of accident victims. Or did they? Tom's horse-catching, mugger-thwarting activities have led to scepticism in some quarters.
Meanwhile, speculation that Katie has been brainwashed by the Scientologists, spawned by reports that at a Hollywood party she looked "dead in the eyes". Huh. But she'd had nothing to do with Scientology when she was on Dawson's Creek.