Oh, for heaven's sake. Does anyone really care what's happening with Jennifer and Vince? Anyone? Bueller? Even the publicists are past caring judging by the weary tone of this latest rebuttal from Jen's PR Stephane Huvane, following a story in US Weekly. "They are not engaged. The story is a fabrication. She has no ring, there was no proposal and they aren't engaged. I could not be more clear about this."
Stand by for 17 magazines splashing next week on 'JEN'S HEARTBREAK!' then, with a side order of 'JEN WANTS BRAD STILL, MAYBE SHE'LL HAVE A PROPER STREET BRAWL WITH ANGELINA LIKE WE'VE ALL BEEN HOPING, SO WE CAN LAY THIS SORRY SAGA TO REST!' Well, the first one at least. [Stuart Dredge]


