There's a new arrival on Love Island! And it's fair to say, the arrival of Big Brother 3 winner Kate Lawler didn't exactly go down well with the girls in the camp, particularly Sophie, but so far I'm loving Kate's inclusion. She's very funny, very dry - I'm not sure why that surprised me - and has so far said the truest line of the series: "Sophie's messed up in the head". Clever girl.
Kate's first action on the island was to go and get drunk with the boys, where she identified Brendan Cole's increasing desperation to have sex. With anyone. He really does seem ready to explode with sexual tension, and you naughty viewers went and put a reluctant Kate in the Love Shack with him. I'd sleep with one eye open if I were you, Ms. Lawler. [Toni Kelly]
Meanwhile, Chris and Coleen have moved their flirtation up a gear and have managed to piss Sophie off with all their kissing and cuddling. She says she isn't jealous, but she's lying. It must be hard to be dumped for someone so much more attractive - and have to witness just how over you the bloke in question is. I'm actually beginning to like Chris, who seems observant and witty at times, but a complete twat for the rest of the time. More of the former, please.
Brendan was filmed in the Love Shack putting questions to Kate, but he managed to steal the show by bitching about, well... everyone. Little Lee got it the worst, as Lee so observantly stated: "I don't think he likes me very much." Give that boy a Smartie! Kelle stood up for Brendan and refused to continue watching the tape, which is quite sweet, considering she's so obviously in love with him.
But the story, of course, is in Sophie. Sophie has decided there's someone at home for her that she'd rather be with. Sounds a bit familiar... isn't that exactly why Shane left the island? She's not even being original now. Sophie then had a rather amusing chat with her Mum, when she asked repeatedly "are you proud of me?" whilst her Mum dodged answering the question. That'd be no, then. Following the phone call Sophie declared she was staying, which I'm ever so glad about - she's a nutcase, but she's bloody good TV.
