And I didn't even realise they were a couple... No, don't worry, Pete never dumped Kate Moss for a fling with Jessica. But Pete'n'Jess have both copped a stinging dismissal from fashion designer Karl Lagerfeld according to today's Sun. Apparently neither star has any taste or style. Or, to quote Karl directly: "Ecch, I'm not that impressed." (on Jessica) and "Gone. His music, the look, is over now. There's nothing to think about it. It is too late." (on Pete).
Time to throw away those trilbies, hotpants, charity-shop suits and blonde hair dye then. Or at least combine them into one outfit - maybe Karl would deem that as cool.
