The two most famous arses in music - pitted against one another. No, it's not another Gallagher brothers feud, but a clash of the large posteriors. In the red corner, it's Jennifer J-Lo Jenny From The Block Lopez. She used to have a little, now she has a lot. So much so that, before she became famous, she used to make a living by hiring herself out as a shelf. Pitted against Jenny-Lo, in the blue corner, it's Beyonce "My Name Is Completely Made Up" Knowles, of Destiny's Child, and the current squeeze of Shawn "Jay-Z" Carter. Beyonce is so generously padded on the flip-side that whenever she falls backwards, she bounces straight back up.
In the interests of science and accuracy, we have chosen to use both artists' real names. Thus it is Jennifer Lopez versus Beyonce Knowles. First up, it's the Lopez. And she's got 30,100,000 pages in her honour. OK, probably some of those refer to other people with the same name, but still, that's more than thirty million! Astounding! So how's Beyonce doing? 7,660,000 pages, that's all. That's not even close. Mr and Mrs. Knowles may regret naming their daughter so esoterically - she's never going to win a Google War with a name like that. Try Sarah or something next time, guys. As it stands, it's an easy win for J-Lo. [Toni Kelly]
