Pap photo of the day, if not decade, is Jamiroquai frontman Jay Kay squaring up to photographers outside London nightclub Kabaret (left). Look at that karate pose! Straight arm, clenched fist, booze-fuelled rage-on-face and, er, the punch missing by miles. Nevertheless, it’s a marvellous photo.
The Sun’s story suggests that Jay’s rage was due to thinking the paparazzi were waiting for him, when in fact they were after Lindsay Lohan. I reckon he lost his rag when one of them shouted “Move along beardy, I can’t get a decent shot of Li-Lo’s tumpsy!”