No, I wasn't aware there was a mystery Miss X in Dave's life either, but apparently he tells all in the book that's just been released about Little Britain. The story: boy meets model-turned-TV-presenter, falls in lust love, but she dumps him, forcing boy to swim the Channel to cope with his distress. Something like that, anyway.
So, The Sun has unmasked the mystery Miss X today. It's Lisa Snowdon, you know, George Clooney's ex. "Yes, it's me. I'm Miss X," she tells the paper. "I was hoping no one would realise!" Because that would mean getting into the papers for some welcome publicity. Hang on...
