Michael Jackson gets a wooden makeover on eBay

I know Jacko's looking a bit unusual these days, but wooden? Well, yes in this case. Someone's selling a  35-inch wood carving of Michael, although they don't know who made it (or more importantly, why?). Anyway, he's dressed in a red martinet's costume, is clutching a microphone, and is yours for $1,200 at the time of asking. Also today on Bayraider: a replica of the golden gun from, er, The Man With The Golden Gun, and a Guns'n'Roses pinball machine.