Tabloid Tales: Charlotte Church is the new assistant in Doctor Who!

Oh, alright, she's not. That honour's going to the very fine Freema Agyeman. But Charlotte has been dressing up as Rose Tyler for a spoof sketch in her chat-show, showcased in The Sun today. And in case you're wondering, no, David Tennant hasn't gained a few pounds and lost a few square-inches of hairline. That's Todd Carty (out of Eastenders and The Bill) playing the Doctor. I'm not sure who's behind them with the futuristic wastepaper bin on their head, mind.