Well, it was only a matter of time, but you have to worry about Russell Brand's spiral of lust. From Kate Moss, to Courtney Love, and now seemingly he has his eyes set on Abi Titmuss, the drinking man's nurse-next-door. The Mirror claims Russ made a beeline for Abi at Loaded magazine's LAFTA awards, with the charming chat-up line: "You like sex too. You are filthy, aren't you?" That's proper lothario-ness at work, people.
Did Abi run a mile screaming? What do you think? The pair apparently swapped phone numbers, and are planning to go out on a date. "Abi was telling Russell that the reason men go for her is because she's a traditional, homely matron - kind of like a modern-day Barbara Windsor," a witness tells the paper.
Which means licking John Leslie's Blue Peter on a home-made sex tape is the new accidentally pinging off your bra when doing a workout. Something like that. How times change.
