Now here's a strange tale. As you may or may not know, Calum Best and Lindsay Lohan have been knocking around together in London this past week. The two struck up a deep and lasting relationship based on intellectual compatibility (i.e. they've been shagging like rabbits), and it's been duly documented in the tabloids.
Sadly, it all ended in tears. The Mirror reports that when Calum tried to leave Li-Lo's hotel suite on Tuesday morning to catch a plane to Belfast – he was due to switch on the Christmas lights there – Lindsay called security to try and prevent him from going. Admittedly, she thought he was off to see another woman, which is a logical enough assumption. But still, something tells me Calum will take this as a big neon warning sign...
