Victoria Beckham has less hair but more nookie

Poshair It sounds like a fair trade-off to me. Apparently the reason Posh ditched her hair extensions recently was because she wanted more sex with hubby David Beckham. "David prefers my hair short. With hair extensions you can be in the midst of passion and one flies out. We both prefer the new cut for that reason among others!" she tells today's Sun.

Now, call me naive, but surely if you were actually in the midst of passion, you'd barely notice a hair extension flying out? It doesn't say much for David's technique. Or maybe Posh's. Actually, maybe they're both Not That Good at sex, what with all the looking in mirrors worrying about their hair.

It's a wonder they've managed to spawn three times if you ask me. What if you notice a broken nail while getting jiggy? Or worry that your designer outfit's getting rumpled where you tossed it on the floor. Or you remember THAT BITCH Rebecca Loos at a crucial moment. Grim.

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