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February 28, 2007 4:31 PM

Stars at the Heaven chocolate launch party

This past weekend, celebrities such as Isabella Hervey, Holly Willoughby and Jennifer Ellison all partied at the the launch of the new chocolate range Heaven. The glitzy event took place at the bespoke venue, The Chocolate Bar, at Silver in Hanover   Square. Isabella, Holly, and Jennifer spent the evening sipping cocktails and even received complimentary massages. Chocolate, cocktails, and free massages? Where was I? Perhaps my invite just got lost in the mail...

Posted by Cate on February 28, 2007 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

Scarlett's visit to India puts Jade to shame...

As we all know, Jade is in India on a "private trip". Jade claims that, "This was not a publicity stunt. Nobody knew I was coming out here". However, Jade called a press conference at her luxury base in New Delhi to announce that she was donating £25,000 from her Big Brother paycheck to underprivelaged children as she "don't want the money. It's dirty money because it caused a lot of pain to a lot of people". But don't worry! It's not to better her image, "I am not giving the money to improve my image. Course not. Thought never crossed our minds." See?

However, while Jade is busy writing checks from her hotel room in New Delhi, Scarlett Johansson didn't go to the Oscars, and went to visit the children at an Oxfam-funded school in the northern Indian state of Uttar Pradesh. Scarlett was quite taken by a little girl who woke up at 3am every day to do her chores before she walked to school, "She was an amazing, bright young girl, full of ambition...Her self-pride and drive to succeed was an obvious outcome from her schooling." Before returning to Hollywood, Scarlett also travelled to Sri Lanka where the charity is helping to rebuild life following the 2004 tsunami. Maybe Jade should take a few pointers from Scarlett...

Posted by Cate on February 28, 2007 in Jade Goody, Scarlett Johansson | Permalink | Comments (3)

Is the Britney rehab doll over the top?

Apparently, someone has manufactured a "Britney Shears" rehab doll, complete with shaved head, and white straight jacket.(Too bad David Spade didn't know about this earlier...) I actually think this is really mean. I know I make fun of her, but really, it's gotten to the point now where I think we should all just leave her be. It's reported that she's probably suffering from Post-Partum Depression, and is currently reading Brooke Shield's book about Post-Partum, Down Came The Rain. While I don't agree with the way she chose to deal with her pain over the past four months, I think that her reaction to Post-Partum manifested in such dramatic and disturbing ways considering her lifestyle, fame, and constantly being hounded by photographers. We really do wish her the best.

Posted by Cate on February 28, 2007 in Britney Spears | Permalink | Comments (2)

Posh goes blonde and may have reality TV show...but is Becks happy?

Posh seems to be transitioning to life in LA quite well, considering now she's gone blonde. It actually looks cute on her, but this whole "I Heart LA" act could be just that: an act. Mrs.Beckham has apparently been slamming the phone down on Becks, and seems to be getting lonely roaming the streets of LA alone. Sources close to Beckhams apparently told Grazia magazine that: "She thought this was her time to pursue everything she wanted but she underestimated what a major upheaval it was for David. Victoria has been thrilled to be socialising with Katie Holmes. But it's like he's just left struggling to adjust." Trouble in paradise? We may get to see it all unfold as it's rumoured Posh has signed a £10million contract with a US production company to have a reality TV show that will document her family's move to LA. Now that I'd like to see...

Posted by Cate on February 28, 2007 in David Beckham, Posh 'N Becks, Victoria Beckham | Permalink | Comments (1)

February 27, 2007 5:51 PM

Video of Hugh Grant's handcuffing

You've read about Hugh Grant getting handcuffed to a mental woman called Cielke Sijben? Well, here's the video of it! Listen as Hugh gets angry (in a very subdued and very English manner) when he hisses "You're pissing me off now..."

Posted by mofgimmers on February 27, 2007 in Hugh Grant, YouTube Videos | Permalink | Comments (1)

Blow your Red Nose on celebrities with Kleenex®

Kleenex® is celebrating being an official partner of Red Nose Day 2007 by launching its new ‘Blow £1’ promotion to help raise money for Comic Relief. And what better way to raise money for charity than blowing your nose on your nose on a celebrity? This new Kleenex® promotion will give five lucky winners and their friends the opportunity to be VIP guests of Comic Relief on Red Nose Day, which is March 16th. Up until March 31, Kleenex® is giving away one of its fantastic new inflatable Kleenex® Red Nose Seats every hour for those who will be enjoying all the entertainment of the big night from the comfort of home. A number of celebs have already been getting comfortable in theirs, including Matt Dawson and June Sarpong.

You can also help tackle poverty and social injustice in the UK and Africa with Comic Relief by purchasing a new special edition Kleenex® pocket packs, which were created specially for Red Nose Day. Each pack has a portrait sketch of one of seven familiar faces - Tess Daly, Ainsley Harriot, Phillip Schofield, June Sarpong, Paul O’Grady, Denise Van Outen and Vernon Kay.

June Sarpong is quite excited about the promotion and says that ‘It has been great teaming up with Kleenex®  to produce a portrait for its new special edition Red Nose Day Pocket Pack and I loved having my picture taken in the new Kleenex®  Red Nose Seat.  I am really pleased with my portrait and will be even more so if it helps Comic Relief raise extra money to help change the lives of vulnerable people in Africa and here in the UK.’

These celeb Kleenex® packs only cost £1, with 50p from each purchase going to Comic Relief, and are available in Superdrug, Total, Thresher and WHSmiths. For only £1, how could you not want to buy one of these nifty little packs? I just wish that Jade Goody was still part of the Comic Relief team, as I'm sure plenty of people would have loved to blow their Red Nose on her...


The draw for VIP Guest Places will be made on 12th March. To win, simply text an on-pack number, with money from every message going to Comic Relief. Texts costs £1 plus any mobile network charges with at least 70p going to Comic Relief stand a chance of winning people simply need to text an on-pack number, with money from every message going to Comic Relief.

Posted by Cate on February 27, 2007 in TV Show Gossip | Permalink | Comments (3)

Venus Flytrap maybe the next Spice Girls...kind of

While the world is still recovering from the Spice GIrls, it seems there is another group much like them on the horizon...well, kind of. The Thai group called Venus Flytrap consists of five members: Hot, Cool, Posh, Naughty and Sweet. However, the big difference between these two groups, besides their nationality, would be that Venus Flytrap is made up of young, hot, sexy...transsexuals - or "ladyboys", as they like to put it. Nok, who preforms as "Posh",says, "The outstanding selling points of us are our special looks as special women or ladyboys." Their goal is to spark sexual confusion among straight men inspire transsexuals all over the globe. Take a look for yourself...

Posted by Cate on February 27, 2007 in Hot Gossip, Musical Stars, YouTube Videos | Permalink | Comments (1)

Heather Mills can dance, and it makes people mad

Heather Mills has apparently outraged the physically disabled community by dancing on television. Since Heather has joined the US version of Strictly Come Dancing, people claim that if she can dance with such ease, then she should stop using her blue disabled badge to park her Mercedes in designated disabled parking spaces. Kathy Goddon, of the Brighton and Hove Federation of Disabled People, says: "She has mobility and, morally, should refrain from using her blue badge when she doesn't really need to."

Considering that Heather is regularly photographed kicking photographers, and cycling, I can see how Kathy would be a bit upset. But at the same time, sometimes people should really just shut up. Who CARES if Heather gets a better parking space? Really! And considering Heather has ONE LEG perhaps Kathy could use her as a positive example for the community! An example that even if you're a gold digging chick with one leg, you can still ski! You can still dance! You can still ride a bike! But no, just be overly sensitive and touchy instead of looking at the positive. Awesome.

Posted by Cate on February 27, 2007 in Heather Mills | Permalink | Comments (6)

Jade goes to India

Jade Goody is currently taking a "self-funded, private" trip to India, sans her 12 19 year old boyfriend, and two sons. Jade is hiding staying in a £190 per night club room at the Le Meridien Hotel in Delhi, and claims that, ""Yeah, yeah, people are being so nice." What cracks me up is that Jade and her publicist are really pushing the fact that Jade is paying for this herself, and that the trip is "not in association with any newspapers or magazines". Well, obviously, considering who the hell would want to associate their business or publication with sending Jade Goody to India?? Perhaps my favorite quote from Jade about her trip would be: "I like the food here, everyone knows I love an Indian!" Really? Could have fooled me.

Posted by Cate on February 27, 2007 in Jade Goody | Permalink | Comments (1)

February 26, 2007 12:40 PM

Posh goes to the Oscars, yet still doesn't smile

While schmoozing at Elton John's Oscar party, Posh stopped weeping tears of "OMG! I'm at the Oscars! In AMERICA!" joy just long enough to say hello James Blunt's girlfriend, Petra Nemcova. How awkward is this photograph? Posh is like, "Oh dahling, hello, how are you, I've missed you. You look so fabulous. I'd smile at you, but it hurts me." Meanwhile, poor Petra is trying desperately not to get sliced by Posh's razor sharp elbows, and James seems to be spying the free appetizers on the buffet table. Or looking eyeing up Jessica Alba. Who knows with him.

Posted by Cate on February 26, 2007 in Victoria Beckham | Permalink | Comments (0)

Hugh gets cuffed!

I know we all get a little starstruck every once and a while, but Dutch TV journalist Cielke Sijben took it a little too far. While at the "Music and Lyrics" premiere in Amsterdam, Sijben lept forward when Hugh Grant walked past her on the red carpet, and clamped a handcuff and chain on his wrist. Hugh stood there, chained to the ballsy TV presenter in silence and shock for 10 minutes until fire fighters showed up to cut him free. Sijben was then detained by police, but didn't serve any jail time. If you look at the pictures on PerezHilton's site, she looks completely mad.

Posted by Cate on February 26, 2007 in Hugh Grant | Permalink | Comments (0)

David Spade likes to play with dolls

David Spade has no soul, but at least he's funny. Enjoy this clip of David reenacting Britney Spears shaving her head...with Barbies.

Posted by Cate on February 26, 2007 in Britney Spears, YouTube Videos | Permalink | Comments (0)

Danielle loses Teddy, faces £100,000 writ

Awww, poor Danielle Lloyd. Apparently Teddy Sheringham has dumped her...again. This is actually quite interesting considering last week Danielle told Heat about their reconciliation, and that she had hopes for marriage. Danielle is also facing a £100,000 writ against the Miss Great Britain organizers, who stripped her of her title, claiming that she brought the pageant into disrepute by posing topless in Playboy, and by romping with Teddy, who was a judge at the competition. Danielle claims she starting "entertaining" Teddy after the competition, and also claims that the organizers broke their promise to get Danielle a dream Hollywood acting role. Hmm....does anyone else hear "What Goes Around" playing in their head?

Posted by Cate on February 26, 2007 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

February 23, 2007 3:41 PM

Jade Goody dropped from Comic Relief

Star Trip fave Jade Goody, aka the thick racist gobshite, has been edited from the BBC's forthcoming Comic Relief charity fundraising evening, to be broadcast 16 March.

The official verdict, from the mouth of the Beeb, is that her segment was filmed so many moons ago that it's now out of date. Their statement is below the jump. What I really want to know is this: how many people believe the official version? Why film segments so far in advance that they have a chance of becoming out of date? Doesn't seem rational to me.

Of course, it could all be a not so cunning smokescreen they've erected to defend their decision to disassociate themselves with Ms Goody following a race row, an international relations furore, and a stint in rehab. Y'know?

According to BBC News: "Organisers had filmed a Question of Sport spoof in which Goody appeared with comics Jack Dee and Frank Skinner. But they have decided to drop the sketch from BBC One's Red Nose Night charity telethon on 16 March. A Comic Relief spokesman said the sketch felt 'out of date' and they were concerned it could detract attention from the fundraising.

'Recent events have overtaken us and the show, which was recorded last November, now feels out of date,' the spokesman said. 'Red Nose Day is all about raising money and anything that could potentially detract from this is not helpful.'"

Posted by Aigua on February 23, 2007 in Jade Goody | Permalink | Comments (0)

Judge breaks down in Anna Nicole Smith ruling

The saga involving the death of Anna Nicole Smith has pretty much done everyone in. It would seem that her death was as frought with problems as her life. If you get two minutes into this video, you'll see that even the judge ruling over what happens to her remains is completely wiped out with the attention he's received.

Posted by mofgimmers on February 23, 2007 in YouTube Videos | Permalink | Comments (0)

Jessica Simpson: Allergic to pizza, not allergic to Pizza Hut's cash

Celebrities advertising products other than their own films / albums / whatever is pretty reprehensible in my book, but then I'm a paid-up member of the Bill Hicks "Everything You Say From This Moment Forward is a Lie" Club. Celebrities advertising products you can see them using is slightly less awful - Britney Spears' Shears, for example.

So imagine my thoughts when I learned that talent black hole Jessica Simpson, Pizza Hut spokeswoman in the US, is allergic to wheat, tomatoes, and cheese. Also known as the basic ingredients for any pizza you could care to name. Hypocrisy much? Just take the money and run, dear, your star's on the wane as it is.

Posted by Aigua on February 23, 2007 in Jessica Simpson | Permalink | Comments (0)

Britney attacks!

This is the moment when Britney Spears loses her rag with the paparazzi and attacks one of their empty cars with an umbrella. Shortly afterwards, her mother, who was with her at the time of the umbrella frenzy, took her back to the Promises rehabilitation centre in Malibu, California.

There have been reports that Britney tried to kill herself twice after last weekend's head-shaving incident. She walked into oncoming traffic and was pulled out of the way at the last minute by her body guards, sources claim. The other attempt allegedly saw her overdosing - or threatening to overdose, depending on which articles you read - on the prescription medication Xanax.

For one of the oddest pictures I've ever seen, read over the jump.

Posted by Aigua on February 23, 2007 in Britney Spears | Permalink | Comments (9)

February 22, 2007 6:16 PM

Anna Nicole Smith in clown make-up

I really don't know what to make of this so I'll let you decide for yourself. It's Anna Nicole Smith. Possibly full of drugs. Most definitely confused and wearing clown make-up.

Posted by mofgimmers on February 22, 2007 in YouTube Videos | Permalink | Comments (0)

'Britney Spears' goes on Letterman to address her fans

Britney Spears made a special appearance on David Letterman last night to answer all of her fan's questions. She looks greats!

Posted by Cate on February 22, 2007 in Britney Spears | Permalink | Comments (0)

Tearful Billie consoled by her ex

It's nice to see that some divorced couples can still get along. Billie Piper and her ex husband Chris Evans were seen getting coffee together in north London on Wednesday, and at one point, Billie broke into tears. The Daily Mirror reported that Evans ditched a day at the gym with his current girlfriend, Natasha Shishmanian, after receiving a desperate call from Billie. Evans supposedly consoled her for an hour, and upon leaving, Billie seemed to be in a better place. Poor Billie. Who knows, maybe Starbucks just screwed up her latte and it just sent her over the edge. Bad coffee can be pretty disappointing.

Posted by Cate on February 22, 2007 in Billie Piper | Permalink | Comments (0)

Britney is out of rehab, and seeking lawyers

So, once again, freakin' Brintey Spears has checked into rehab for a whole 24 hours, and then checked herself out.  What the hell is she doing? Does she get tired of staying at hotels and decide to stay at a rehab center for a night instead? At least when Lindsay Lohan left rehab it was only to run errands or go to Jamba Juice, and she always went back. Apparently, after Britney checked out of rehab, she had a meeting with prominent criminal defence lawyer Blair Burk, who represented Mel Gibson in his DUI case, and other celebrities such as Halle Berry, and Rehab Queen Lindsay Lohan.

It's unlikely that Britney was meeting with Burk about her divorce, as Britney's represented by divorce lawyer Laura Wasserit. However, it just so happens that Burk represented Reese Witherspoon in her case against the harassment of the paparazzi. Perhaps Britney is planning a similar case against the paparazzi. I wonder how Britney is convincing herself that she's a victim in this case. Every bit of incriminating evidence the paparazzi have collected about her has been taken in very public venues. It was her choice to not wear underwear - full knowing the paparazzi try to get shots like that - her choice to drive with her kid in her lap, and her choice to shave her head and get tattooed in such a public manner. For someone who just wants to be left alone, she certainly isn't trying very hard.

Posted by Cate on February 22, 2007 in Britney Spears | Permalink | Comments (1)

Is KFed the better parent?

Kevin Federline has asked a judge for an emergency hearing on Thursday to discuss his custody feud with Britney Spears. It's reported that only KFed and his attorney will be present for the meeting, but it's rumoured that Britney may show up. Do you blame the guy? I really wonder if perhaps we've gotten this whole "KFed is a jerk" thing wrong. Sure he can't dress himself properly, or rap...and yes, he left his pregnant girlfriend for Britney Spears, but maybe despite all of that, maybe he's a better parent than Britney is? I cringe a little when I say that, but perhaps it would be better, at least for a few months, for the boys to go with him, while Britney sorts herself out?

Posted by Cate on February 22, 2007 in Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Kevin Federline | Permalink | Comments (0)

February 21, 2007 12:26 PM

Simon Cowell unleashes the hounds

Simon Cowell is a filthy rapscallion isn't he? When he's not talking up his own worth, he's shooting everyone he doesn't like down with pithy vitriol. Well, in this (not fictional in anyway at all) video, we see just how far Cowell is prepared to go to show someone his disdain.

Posted by mofgimmers on February 21, 2007 in Simon Cowell, YouTube Videos | Permalink | Comments (0)

Oh, remember when?

Remember when Britney cried on Dateline with Matt Lauer? Remember when she sobbed and said that she needs her "privacy, and respect, and that those are things you have to have as a human." It's kind of sad to watch how a year ago we thought she was a bad mom because she drove around with her kid on her lap. Now, she's in rehab, and we think she's a bad mom because she flashes her goods to the world. If we had only known then what we know now! (Watching this, my heart hurt a little...for her bald little head. Her hair used to be so nice!)

Posted by Cate on February 21, 2007 in Britney Spears | Permalink | Comments (0)

Celebrity's siblings up to no good

Bad news for the sister of Sugababes star Amelle Berrabah’s sister Zakiya Berrabah. Zakiya, who is a 33 year old healthcare assistant, has been charged with theft, and suspended from the hospital she works at after Zakiya apparently sole a ring off of a dead patient's finger. In the past, Zakiya has had her home raided by police after allegations that she stole from both colleagues and patients; now Zakiya has been arrested after a nurse at the Royal Surrey County Hospital in Guildford reported her credit card missing.

This isn't a good week for celebrity's siblings, as Mischa Barton's 19 year old sister Hania, has checked into rehab for her addiction to prescription drugs. Sad times. I just hope she checked into a different rehab than Britney, as she may have a bad influence on Hania. And we certainly don't Hania coming out of rehab bald and pregnant.

Posted by Cate on February 21, 2007 in Mischa Barton, Musical Stars, Sugababes | Permalink | Comments (0)

So, these two racist celebrities walk into a bar...

Apparently, Jade Goody and Danielle Lloyd ran into each other this past weekend at the Nu Bar in Essex. This was their first meeting since their pathetic antics on Celebrity Big Brother, and apparently, it didn't go too well. It's reported that Jade flipped out at Danielle,started doing the angry "Jade Finger Jab" and went on screaming that Danielle left Jade to catch most of the flack for their controversial behavior towards Shilpa Shetty. Supposedly, Jade also told Danielle that she only cared about repairing her relationship with Teddy, and dodged her responsibilities by skirting off to Dubai after leaving the BB house. See? Rehab did Jade so well! So well, that she's checked back into The Priory rehab center. That girl needs yoga. (Or sedatives.)

Unfortunately, Jade did not beat the hell out of Danielle. I would have loved to have seen that. I bet that Jade would have smashed a Stella pint glass over Danielle's Botox filled head while screaming, "You're A LIAR! YOU'RE A LIAR! YOU'RE NO PRINCESS 'ROUND 'ERE!!!"

Posted by Cate on February 21, 2007 in Big Brother, Jade Goody | Permalink | Comments (3)

Britney is in rehab! Yay!

Finally, Britney Spears is in rehab. Her "manager" Larry Rudolph says that she, "voluntarily checked herself into an undisclosed rehab facility today. We ask that the media respect her privacy as well as those of her family and friends at this time." PerezHIlton reports that OK! Magazine says that the reason Britney shaved her head was because of a fight with Kevin Federline: "They had a huge argument. Kevin threatened Britney that he was going to have people test her hair to find out exactly what she's been up to. She was so scared. That was what made her have her head shaved."

While that may or may not be true,  Esther Tognozzi, the owner of the salon where Britney shaved her head, is agreeing that perhaps this parade of bald insanity was a publicity stunt. Tognozzi called in to Ryan Seacrest's radio show, and said that she closed the blinds to her shop, and when asked if the reason the paparazzi got such clear shots of Spears shaving her head was because her bodyguards reopened the blinds, Tognozzi answered, "I think so." DUH. Of course it was a publicity stunt! If Britney really wanted to shave her head in private, she could have just done it at home.

Posted by Cate on February 21, 2007 in Britney Spears | Permalink | Comments (1)

February 20, 2007 3:16 PM

Paris Hilton, the catwalk and the paparazzi

Paris Hilton is a celebrity that no-one is sure about. What does she do? Does she deserve the stick she gets? Is she pretty? To be honest, I've no idea, but watching the following video, it's little wonder her head is in bits.

Posted by mofgimmers on February 20, 2007 in YouTube Videos | Permalink | Comments (0)

Coleen has a biography...wopdee do.

Coleen McLoughlin has a biography coming out, called Collen: The Biography. (Please, everyone, try to control yourselves.) According to The Sun, critics are "amazed" at her transformation from "chip shop chav" to a "catwalk queen". The 20 year old's biography -which seems like an oxymoron in itself- gives such insight into her breathtakingly interesting life such her battles with her weight, "My body shape has changed so much. My thighs are more toned — they don’t wobble when I walk — and my waist is smaller at 27in." Are you trembling from the excitement? I am.

Fantastic. I'm so glad that she's been given loads of money to write about the past 20 years of her life, and how bloody hard it was for her to go from, "a size 14 to a svelte 10 thanks to a gruelling health regime." She even  gives details of what she used to eat at McDonald's. Excuse me while I throw up every where.

How wonderful that we're supposed to care about her because of who her boyfriend is. She's 20, and lost some weight so that she wouldn't be called a "plump frump" anymore. How inspiring that she's written a book about how she changed how she looked and ate because of her boyfriend's fame. Way to inspire young girls, Coleen. I'm so thrilled the world finds it inspiring that someone would change everything about their appearance just to be accepted by the public, and because of who she's dating.

Posted by Cate on February 20, 2007 in Coleen McLoughlin | Permalink | Comments (3)

Paris Hilton shows up to birthday bruised

Paris Hilton,fortunately, showed up to her 26th birthday fully clothed, and not just wrapped in microphone wire. However, she looked a little off. There's a bit of smeared make-up all over her nose, and not to mention the weird circular bruises on her chest. Although, I'm thinking her bruises are due to "cupping", which is like acupuncture. Gwyneth Paltrow caused a stir when she had this done, and was left covered in the same kind of circular bruises. I could be wrong, but I think it may be a possibility. However, Paris might have just gotten in a wicked suction cup fight. Who knows...

Posted by Cate on February 20, 2007 in Paris Hilton | Permalink | Comments (0)

Britney may be bald, but that doesn't mean she can't party

Britney. What? Are? You? Doing? Shouldn't you be a REHABILITATION CENTER? Shouldn't you be in a psychiatrist's office somewhere in LA, sobbing on their couch and screaming, "My hair! My hair! GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?" Shouldn't you be waiting in the drive-thru line at Walgreen's to pick up a prescription for Xanax? I was seriously hoping that your mom would drag you to rehab, and you'd go away for a long time. You'd go away, and learn to meditate, and learn the benefits of yoga. Maybe you would even go to Tibet and learn from the monks. Hell, maybe you'd even read bring yourself to read a book on parenting...

But no. No, Britney. You're out partying. You're out partying in a really crap looking wig. Fantastic.

Posted by Cate on February 20, 2007 in Britney Spears | Permalink | Comments (4)

February 19, 2007 11:48 AM

Kate Middleton is top natural beauty

Kate Middleton, Prince William's girlfriend, was voted the most naturally beautiful woman by a Fox's biscuits poll. Kate beat out Charlotte Church, who came in second, and other runners up including Kate Moss, Claudia Schiffer, and Catherine Zeta Jones. Surprisingly, Victoria Beckham was nominated as a "natural beauty"...yeah, I don't understand that either. While I do think Kate is gorgeous, I have to say I think Charlotte should have won.

Posted by Cate on February 19, 2007 in The Royal Family | Permalink | Comments (0)

Bald Britney Boop

This made me laugh for at least five minutes straight. From the glorious minds at Pretty On The Outside, I present to you "Britney Boop". The resemblance is frightening.

Posted by Cate on February 19, 2007 in Britney Spears | Permalink | Comments (0)

Amy Winehouse parties a bit too hard

After the Brits last Wednesday, it appears that Amy Winehouse had her own special way of celebrating. The News Of The World reports that a witness claims,"It was late and Amy was totally off her face, but somehow she still had loads of energy. She was jiggling around and whistling to herself. When she got in the cab she started wiping her nose furiously." As you can see from the photos on PerezHilton, it appears that Amy has been caught white red handed. Amy has admitted to smoking cannabis but has always claimed that,"Cocaine isn't really my thing." Sure, whatever, Amy. Maybe she should call up Denise Richards...

Posted by Cate on February 19, 2007 in Musical Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)

Britney Spears is bald...crazy much?

As I'm sure we've all heard, this past weekend Britney Spears lost her %$&@ing mind and shaved her head. I really don't even know what to say about this...but the sight of her bald little head is enough to make me weep.

Posted by Cate on February 19, 2007 in Britney Spears | Permalink | Comments (0)

February 16, 2007 12:21 PM

Milli Vanilli movie is in the works (WTF?)

Horrific news, everyone. Universal Pictures will be producing a film about the lip-synching stars Milli Vanilli. What's even stranger is that Jeff Nathanson, the director of Catch Me If You Can, is on board to direct the film. The twosome were stripped of their Grammy award in 1990, when it was revealed that they weren't actually singing on their album All or Nothing which included their hit song Girl You Know It's True. The movie has apparently been approved by former Milli Vanillia member Fabrice Morvan, and by the estate of Rob Pilatus, who passed away in 1998 from a drug overdose. God help us all.

Posted by Cate on February 16, 2007 in Hot Gossip, YouTube Videos | Permalink | Comments (0)

Britney's former personal assistant speaks up

So back in the day, Britney's personal assistant and BFF was a lovely little southern gal known as Felicia Culotta. For those of us who were stupid enough to watch Britney and KFed's reality show Chaotic, you know who I mean. Ruben Garay, former webmaster of the fan site WorldOFBritney, wrote an entry into his blog, ThatOtherBlog, asking where the heck Felicia was during Britney's recent tour of debauchery. Felicia actually wrote back to Ruben, and he has since posted her email for the public to see:

"There’s just so much you can do to help a person—I don’t dare want to be an enabler, and I cannot love her enough for the both of us. I cannot convince her in ANY way to love herself. All I can do is be a friend, someone that loved her for MANY years unconditionally, and PRAY. That, I have decided is the most and best I can do for my friend. I cannot save her from herself, nor can I commit her to any type of treatment program against her wishes and will. I am throwing my hands up and realizing that I am helpless over another—ANYONE!"

Posted by Cate on February 16, 2007 in Britney Spears | Permalink | Comments (0)

Paris Hilton's fans think she's trashy

While in Austria this week to attend the Vienna Opera Ball, Paris Hilton was met by some over zealous fans. Apparently, while Paris was shopping at a Vienna mall, her bodyguards had to quickly whisk her away as her "devoted fans" started pelting the heiress with trash. Yes,trash: cigarette boxes, lipstick, and tissues. How hilarious is that? However, Paris just brushed the incident off as "no big deal" and that she loves her fans. Take a hint, Paris. Maybe they were just mad because they didn't receive one of Paris' super special birthday invitations.

Posted by Cate on February 16, 2007 in Paris Hilton | Permalink | Comments (0)

Sharon Osbourne to have operation

Sharon Osbourne is reportedly having an operation to remove the gastric band that helped her lose nine stone. Sharon has been experiencing some discomfort and her doctors have recommended that she have the procedure reversed as soon as possible. When Sharon had the operation back in 1999 she was a UK size 18, and is only five feet and two inches tall; since the operation, she's shrunk down to a size 10, and currently only weighs seven stone.

Sharon says about the operation that,"Much as I love my new figure anyone who has this operation still has to work out why they do what they do to themselves with food. My kids, their whole life, have seen me struggle with weight and now they’re saying, ‘You need to spend time on your head’. I used to binge-eat. When I was younger, boys weren’t interested in me. I was short and fat and the fatter I got, the more I ate." No matter how much she weighs, we just want Sharon to be healthy.

Posted by Cate on February 16, 2007 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

February 15, 2007 4:49 PM

I Bet You Look Good With A Couple of Brits Under Your Arm

The Brits have now been and gone and the big winners of the night were the Arctic Monkeys. Let's watch them in action with their biggest hit! I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor...

Posted by mofgimmers on February 15, 2007 in YouTube Videos | Permalink | Comments (0)

Paris Hilton's naked invitations

Paris Hilton and I are so alike. I,too, regularly send out party invitations to family and friends that have naked photos of myself. I mean, really, who doesn't do that? (I'm kidding. Please do not email me asking for an invite.) How self-obsessed and vain does one have to be to do that? I enjoy how she's wrapped herself in microphone wire. Is she alluding that this party will involve a Paris concert? Way to get people to come to your party, Paris. Bribe them with your music. That'll get you a lot of gifts. For those of you who won't be receiving this invitation in the mail, and will sadly miss a half-naked Paris drunkenly singing "Happy Birthday"; perhaps this video will do.

Posted by Cate on February 15, 2007 in Paris Hilton | Permalink | Comments (0)

The Queen loves Girl Power

Yesterday the Queen held a "no boys allowed" party for the country's top businesswomen. Camilla was there, along with controversial business owners such as Sharon Osbourne and Jacqueline Gold from Ann Summers. Sharon said she spent most of her time talking to Camilla: "I chatted to her about her doggies. I was talking about when you have a lot of little dogs and they play very rough. It affects their joints. I told the Queen I have 16 dogs."

The Queen and Jacqueline Gold even seemed to get along quite well, as Jacqueline said, "The Queen said, ‘Where are you from?’ She looked at my badge and said, ‘Oh, Ann Summers!’ The twinkle in her eye meant it was obvious she knew who I was." Twinkle? I just hope it was a tear of shame, rather than a reminiscent twinkle.

Posted by Cate on February 15, 2007 in The Royal Family | Permalink | Comments (1)

The Brits' big winners

The big winner of last night's Brit Awards would have to be Amy Winehouse, who won the coveted Best Female Solo Artist award. Lily Allen was snubbed in all four of the categories she was nominated in, and may have been, rightfully, a bit miffed. However, the fantastic James Morrison won for Best Male Solo Artist, and I couldn't be more excited for him. Congratulations to all the winners!

-British Male Solo Artist James Morrison
-British Female Solo Artist Amy Winehouse
-British Group Arctic Monkeys

-MasterCard British Album  Arctic Monkeys “Whatever people say I am..."
-British Single Take That “Patience”
-British Breakthrough Act Fratellis

-British Live Act Muse
-International Male Solo Artist Justin Timberlake
-International Female Solo Artist Nelly Furtado
-International Group The Killers
-International Album Killers “Sam’s Town"
-International Breakthrough Act Orson
-Outstanding Contribution to Music Oasis

Posted by Cate on February 15, 2007 in Musical Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)

Heather Mills kicks off...

While Heather Mills met with police in Hove yesterday to discuss "issues", I wonder how she'd explain this photograph to the police?  Heather has been filming the paparazzi who harass her on a daily basis with her own video camera, so hopefully she's just lost her balance in this photo and isn't intentionally kicking this photographer in the ass.

Posted by Cate on February 15, 2007 in Heather Mills | Permalink | Comments (0)

February 14, 2007 5:37 PM

Patsy Kensit in Eighth Wonder

What is she wearing? (etc etc) When Patsy Kensit isn't spending an entire marriage to Liam Gallagher in tears, or sniffing around Yorkshire as a super bitch, she's trying desperately to forget her time as the lead singer in 80s band, Eighth Wonder. Well, let us remind you of her dubious skills on the mic...

Posted by mofgimmers on February 14, 2007 in Patsy Kensit, YouTube Videos | Permalink | Comments (2)

Corrine Bailey Rae's acoustic version of 'Like A Star'

Tonight, aside from it being that dreaded lovely-dovey holiday, the Brits are on! Although Lily Allen and Amy Winehouse are both the favorites to win the British Female category, don't forget that the incredibly talented Corinne Bailey Ray is also a nominee. Such a tough category to decide on, but after listening to her sing the acoustic version of Like A Star, I would be very pleased if she won. Good luck, Corrine.

Posted by Cate on February 14, 2007 in Musical Stars, YouTube Videos | Permalink | Comments (0)

Porn makes Lily Allen 'Smile'

The Metro reports today that Lily Allen is apparently a fan of pornography. Does this surprise you? Yeah, I thought not. Supposedly Lily watches porn while she's on tour if she can't understand the language used in the country she's touring in. Lily says, "When I travel around the world there often isn't anything to watch on TV, especially when they don't speak English. But watching porn is fine as it doesn't need words.  It's sort of universal. I watch a lot of it and my opinion the porn in Japan is very sick and twisted." Good to know, thanks Lily.

Posted by Cate on February 14, 2007 in Lily Allen | Permalink | Comments (2)

Ashley Olsen vacations in her knickers

While her sister Mary-Kate is busy roaming the streets of New York looking like crazed homeless woman, Ashley Olsen is enjoying lounging around in her underwear in Mexico...literally. Check out these glorious photos of Ashley having a bit of fun with the paparazzi. What's sad, is that even with a huge T-shirt, saggy underwear, and ugly sunglasses, she still looks healthier than MK.

Posted by Cate on February 14, 2007 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (1)

Britney trades clothes with dancers

Apparently, while Britney was out and about in NYC this past weekend, the trashy little red dress she was wearing just wasn't quite small enough for her. The go-go dancers' outfits at One Little West caught Britney's eye, and according to a Page Six spy,"she asked one of the dancers to trade clothes with her." And as you can see, there's our precious Britney wearing a dancer's bikini and a bus boy's jacket. Hawt. PerezHilton has more photos of this tragic event, if you think you can stomach it.

Posted by Cate on February 14, 2007 in Britney Spears | Permalink | Comments (0)

February 13, 2007 2:25 PM

Robbie reminisces about Take That

As you know, it's Robbie's birthday today. So let's look at the old lad reminiscing about the good old days with Take That and Mark Owen hiding in a cupboard.

Posted by mofgimmers on February 13, 2007 in Robbie Williams, Take That, YouTube Videos | Permalink | Comments (0)

This one goes out to Robbie in Rehab

As it is Robbie William's birthday, I feel as though my gift to him should be one of song. A song to help soothe his struggle with sobriety and happiness...and what better song than Amy Winehouse's song Rehab? Happy rehab birthday, Robbie!

Posted by Cate on February 13, 2007 in Robbie Williams, YouTube Videos | Permalink | Comments (0)

The Brit Awards

The Brit Awards are tomorrow night, and for those of us who aren't being whisked away to Paris or treated to a forced and obvious lovely, romantic night out; no doubt the ceremony will make for an entertaining night in. While voting is closed for most categories, you can still vote for the British Single category. And the nominees are:

The Feeling: "My Little World"

Razorlight: "America"

Take That: "Patience"

Will Young: "All Time Love"

Snow Patrol: "Chasing Cars"

Please! Quickly text and vote for anything other than Take That!

Posted by Cate on February 13, 2007 in Musical Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)

Even Rabbis want Britney to clean up her act

The Sun reports that New York spiritual leader and author, Shmuley Boteach, has written an open letter to Britney Spears. His opinions are absolutely correct, however, I find it weird that a random Rabbi cares that much about her behavior. Rabbi Shmuley Boteach wrote:

"Once you become a parent, Britney, life gets really serious... We can all pretend that life is one big party devoid of responsibility. And rarely being home, or coming home drunk, or letting your kids see you in a degraded state, will permanently scar your kids. Soon your boys will be surfing the Internet. They'll see a lot of photos of you in poses that no son should ever see their own mother... Try and be home with your kids... Cover up... Limit the visits to the nightclubs. I know you can get your life together, Britney."

Posted by Cate on February 13, 2007 in Britney Spears | Permalink | Comments (0)

Robbie celebrates his birthday in rehab

Today is Robbie William's 33rd birthday...and what better gift to give thyself than rehab? William's spokesperson, Bryony Watts, says that, "Robbie Williams has today been admitted into a treatment centre in America for his dependency on prescription drugs. There will be no further comment on this matter." According to model, Lisa D'Amato, Robbie was very troubled about his image, and was on anti-depressant medication. His latest album, Rudebox, has gotten mixed reviews, and this may have had some impact on his current grief, as D'Amato added: "He was very affected about what people thought about his music. He really took things to heart." Best of luck, Robbie, and happy birthday.

Posted by Cate on February 13, 2007 in Robbie Williams | Permalink | Comments (0)

February 12, 2007 4:25 PM

Jennifer Hudson talks up her Diva

With Jennifer Hudson winning over just about everyone in the world with her peformance in Dreamgirls, and winning a BAFTA yesterday to boot, let's have a peak at her talking about the Good Diva vrs the Bad Diva inside herself...

Posted by mofgimmers on February 12, 2007 in YouTube Videos | Permalink | Comments (0)

Justin Timberlake's 'What Goes Around' video

The music video for 'What Goes Around (Comes Back Around)' starring JT's supposed love interest, Scarlett Johansson is not only extremely well done, but also kinda creepy. I'm beginning to wonder if Justin has some anger issues with women. The production of this video is supposedly the reason that Justin and Cameron Diaz broke-up, and although Scarlett and Justin have been rumoured to be an item, Scarlett attempted to put those rumours to rest last night at the Grammy Awards. Enjoy!

Posted by Cate on February 12, 2007 in Justin Timberlake, Scarlett Johansson, YouTube Videos | Permalink | Comments (7)

Charlotte Church critiques her chat show

Charlotte Church is one honest bird. During an interview with The Sun, Church admitted that she hated watching herself interview celebrities on her chat show. While she says she's "quite harsh on herself" and that she was "was really proud" of the show, Church stills says that,"Now I can see I looked a bit unprofessional and some bits just weren’t right."

Her boyfriend, Welsh rugby star Gavin Henson, apparently helps critique Charlotte as well. She revealed that he watches her record the show, and is often very honest about her interviewing skills. Church also said that  after the first taping of her show, "Gain said 'Look, it was really good, but during the interview you’re not listening to what they’re saying’. And he was right!" Let's just hope he's as supportive as he is critical. Despite Charlotte's own harsh thoughts of her show, it has been brought back for a second series, starting next Friday.

Posted by Cate on February 12, 2007 in Charlotte Church, TV Show Gossip | Permalink | Comments (2)

Isaac Cohen speaks up about Britney

After his recent break-up with Britney Spears, Isaac Cohen decided it would probably be a good idea to pimp his 3.7 minutes of fame by giving an interview about his 3.7 minute long relationship with the struggling pop star. The way he talks about Britney during the interview is just weird. How can you reveal such private things about a person, and then say that you "adore" them? However, for the most part, Cohen was just stating the obvious about Britney's current mental state. Saying how,"She didn't care what she looked like. She could not care less some days if she went out of the house without brushing her hair or checking to see if her outfit matched." Gee, no kidding, Isaac.

Posted by Cate on February 12, 2007 in Britney Spears | Permalink | Comments (1)

Mika at the top of the charts

Congratulations to the fabulous Mika! Not only is his single Grace Kelly at the top of the UK charts, but his debut album, Life In Cartoon Motion, is also the number one album in the UK. Last month, before his album was even out in stores, it reached number one on the downloading charts. Mika has even outsold chart toppers such as the Kaiser Chiefs, Amy Winehouse, and The Fray for the top selling honors this Valentine's Day. Well done! 

Posted by Cate on February 12, 2007 in Musical Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)

February 9, 2007 5:31 PM

Sean Connery as you've never seen him before...

Sean Connery is suave isn't he? He's everyone's favourite Bond and is generally too cool for school. Well, like most actors, he has a couple of blemishes on his CV... notably, the completely mental Zardoz. A talking stone head that spits rifles at a Connery seen sporting some dodgy trunks and a ponytail... and that's only half of it. What was he thinking?

Posted by mofgimmers on February 9, 2007 in YouTube Videos | Permalink | Comments (1)

Paolo Nutini turns down £3,000

Due to the controversy surrounding the grant, Paolo Nutini has turned down an award of £3,000 of Scottish taxpayer's money to help fund his trip to a festival in Texas. The money was awarded to Paolo a year before his These Streets album was released. Nutini's management turned down the grant after criticism that Nutini could obviously afford to pay his own way. I think they made the right choice. But on another note, please enjoy Nutini's video for his new song New Shoes! So fun, and free...and strangely makes me want to go shoe shopping.

Posted by Cate on February 9, 2007 in Musical Stars | Permalink | Comments (0)

Fergie is 'hip-hop, crazy, mad!'

Fergie, the real Duchess, graces the pages of this month's issue of Harper's Bazaar. Donning fishnets and what is hopefully a riding crop, Fergie discusses her former relationship with Princess Diana, and her lack of contact with Prince Harry and William. The Duchess also reveals that she goes clubbing with her daughters because they invite her, saying, "No, we want you to come because you're hip-hop, crazy, mad!" Who would have thought?

Posted by Cate on February 9, 2007 in The Royal Family | Permalink | Comments (0)

Lily Allen speaks her mind

In an Online interview with Teen People Magazine, Lily let loose, and didn't exactly try to mask her feelings about her fellow "It" girls and female singers.I love her honesty. To read the interview in its entirety, click here.

TeenPeople.com: You've been labeled an 'It' girl so we were wondering what you thought of some of the others that share that title. What do you think of Jessica Simpson?
Lily: I'm definitely not into her music.

TeenPeople.com: Paris Hilton?
Lily:  No comment. 

TeenPeope.com: How about Beyoncé?
Lily: I love Beyoncé. She's great. She's a really amazing singer. And if she does write all of those songs, she's an amazing songwriter as well.

TeenPeople.com: Sienna Miller?
Lily:  I don't know. There's something not likeable about her. I don't know what it is. 

TeenPeople.com: What about Posh and Becks moving to Los Angeles?
Lily:  Good. As long as they are out of my country. 

TeenPeople.com: And finally, what do you think of Britney Spears?
Lily: Um… I think she's very entertaining.

Posted by Cate on February 9, 2007 in Lily Allen | Permalink | Comments (2)

Anna Nicole Smith: 1967-2007

Anna Nicole Smith died Thursday after being found unconscious in her hotel room at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Florida. Her private nurse called 911 at 1:38 EST and she was unsuccessfully revived by her bodyguards. It is reported the first paramedic to arrive at the scene claims Anna was already dead by the time he got there. Anna was rushed to the Memorial  Regional Hospital, where she was confirmed dead. There are rumours of illegal drugs found in her hotel room, that a drug overdose was the cause of Anna's death. An autopsy will be performed today. May she rest in peace...

Posted by Cate on February 9, 2007 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

February 8, 2007 12:35 PM

Tarrant's wife granted quickie divorce

Chris Tarrant's estranged -and now Ex- wife, Ingrid , was granted a quick divorce, on the grounds that Tarrant admitted to having an affair with an unnamed woman. The decree nisi went through in just three minutes at the Principal Registry of the High Court's Family Division in central London, by a District Judge.

In the divorce documents, Ingrid stated that she found it "intolerable" to live with Tarrant, as they've been living separately since August 2006. Apparently, Ingrid is now living with their children in Cobham, Surrey, in a "a seven/eight bedroom property in 4.5 acres of land recently purchased for £3.2 million". Gosh, I certainly hope she has enough money to feed her children. My god. Such disgusting living conditions!

Posted by Cate on February 8, 2007 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

Britney and Isaac call it quits

Apparently, Isaac Cohen broke up with Britney Spears over the phone while she was in New York, and he was in LA. Which, let's be honest, is a lot more classy than Britney telling KFed she filed for divorce by text. Cohen's agent has confirmed the rumors, by saying, "They are no longer an item". Well gosh darn it to heck. I was really looking forward to their Vegas wedding, and Britney's third pregnancy in three years. Darn! Well, I guess Britney's taking it pretty well. See how positively radiant she's looking these days?

Posted by Cate on February 8, 2007 in Britney Spears | Permalink | Comments (0)

Lily Allen will be at the Brit Awards after all

Looks like Lily Allen will be attending The Brits after all, but only because her dad, Keith Allen, is making her. Allen is nominated for four different Brits, including Best Female, Best Breakthrough, Best Album, and Best Single. However, she told The Sun that she didn't feel like going, as she thinks she won't win anything:

"I really was going to stay away from the Brits because, as soon as the nominations came out, I knew that I wouldn’t win anything...It’s not like the end of the world if I don’t win something. But when my dad found out I wasn’t going, he went mad. He said it would be bad form."

I don't blame her for being a bit pessimistic, as even her record label went mad when Allen was scheduled to perform at the Brits, and then got bumped when they chose Amy Winehouse to perform instead. However, she's bound to walk away with at least one award. I sincerely hope she doesn't lose out to Leona Lewis. That would be horrific.

Posted by Cate on February 8, 2007 in Lily Allen | Permalink | Comments (1)

Shilpa meets with Tony Blair

 Yesterday, Shilpa Shetty met with Prime Minister Tony Blair, Labor MP Keith Vaz, and Culture Secretary Tessa Jowell. Her arrival was broadcast live on television, and the media's interest in the meeting led to a planned press conference that took place on the steps of the MPs' office building, Portcullis House, just across the road in Westminster.

Although claiming that she is not "politically inclined", Shilpa said that Blair "was very very kind and said he was very sad to see what I had had to go through in there [the Big Brother house]."Gracious as usual, Shilpa also said: "To see how so much respect has been bestowed upon me has truly been an honour." And to think while all this is going on, Jade and Jo are probably sobbing to their therapists about their failed careers. Karma is such a beautiful thing...

Posted by Cate on February 8, 2007 in Big Brother | Permalink | Comments (0)

February 7, 2007 1:20 PM

Celebrities like to blog, too

It's painful enough having to hear most celebrities be interviewed and speak without a script.  However, it's recently gotten a whole lot worse, as many celebrities have start blogging. The Sun reports today that not only does Prince Harry have a Facebook account, but air heads celebrities like Danielle Lloyd and Victoria Beckham have even been plugging away online, as well. Danielle has a Myspace where she recently "apologized" for her BB behavior, and share her other deep thoughts on how  she gets excited when"everyone including Paris Hilton" comments on her dresses.

Victoria Beckham's blog has a lot of depth and insight into her life. For example, Victoria wrote:

"I'm still finding my way around as LA is a big place I'm trying to work out how to get from Santa Monica to Malibu, and from Brentwood to Bel Air... But we'll get there. The sooner the better - the kids want to know the quickest way to Disneyland!"

She's got it rough. Let's all just cross our fingers that Lindsay Lohan doesn't start a blog...or David Beckham for that matter.

Posted by Cate on February 7, 2007 in The Royal Family, Victoria Beckham | Permalink | Comments (0)

Dita Von Squeeze

Now, I think we all knew that Dita Von Teese had a very trim waist already, no? For the love of God, it's 21 inches wide. But here she is, in a corset that is 16 inches wide. The size of a three year old's waist. Reportedly, Dita starves herself before a burlesque performance, by only eating protein and small portions of steamed vegetables. Um, am I the only one who thinks this is extremely not sexy? Dita, eat a freakin' burger.

Posted by Cate on February 7, 2007 in Dita Von Teese | Permalink | Comments (4)

Kylie Minogue is doing just fine

Last night, Kylie Minogue received a very warm welcome from her fans at the opening of her fashion exhibition at the V&A in London. While the world is speculating about her breakup with the no good cheating $%#@*! Oliver Martinez, it seems that Kylie is doing absolutely fine. It's even been reported that Kylie sent £100,000 of Martinez's belongings from her Sydney and London homes back to him, by FedEx air courier. Too bad she just didn't sell them on eBay, or perhaps start up OliverExposed.com. But I guess Kylie is too classy for that.

Posted by Cate on February 7, 2007 in Kylie Minogue | Permalink | Comments (4)

Michelle Rodriguez's sobering fashion accessory

Michelle Rodriguez certainly is proud of her alcohol monitoring anklet, is she not? I can't say it really goes with the dress, but at least she's not ashamed of her drinking problem. Rodriguez showed off the high-tech, court mandated jewellery at the Marc Jacobs fashion show in New York, yesterday.

The anklet is technically known as a Secure Continuous Remote Alcohol Monitor that's worn 24 hours a day, which has a pump inside that scoops up a trace amount of perspiration vapor from Rodriguez's ankle every 30 minutes and records the alcohol level. Then, every night, she has to connect the device and transfer the information online to the court. At least this will -hopefully- prevent her from having another DUI. 

Posted by Cate on February 7, 2007 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (1)

February 6, 2007 3:59 PM

Scientology Advert

No wonder half of Hollywood is getting into Scientology. Judging from this commercial from 1980, all you have to do is repeat the word "Trust" over and over again... oh, and hand over your bank details whilst you're there...

Posted by mofgimmers on February 6, 2007 in YouTube Videos | Permalink | Comments (2)

Is Mischa taking fashion advice from Sienna?

Mischa, look, I'm sure you're a little bored after getting killed off on The OC.  However, I'd really like if if you found a new hobby other than experimenting with fashion. This little "mini dress and tights" ensemble is horrid. Absolutely disgusting. The "no pants" thing didn't work for Sienna, and it's certainly not going to work for you. Girls, wear pants. Wear knickers. Wear knickers under your pants, and wear pants on top of your knickers. It's not that confusing.

Posted by Cate on February 6, 2007 in Mischa Barton | Permalink | Comments (1)

Fergie's video for "Glamorous"

Fergie has a new video out for her song "Glamorous". I was all ready to get mad because I was expecting her to rip off Gwen Stefani's video for "Luxurious", but this video is actually moderately tolerable. She look fabulous, and the song doesn't even make me want to cut off my ears! I'm impressed, Ferg!

Posted by Cate on February 6, 2007 in YouTube Videos | Permalink | Comments (4)

Girls Aloud go back to school for Red Nose Day

In preparation for Red Nose Day, Girls Aloud have gone back to school for a new Walkers Crisps advert. Russel Brand will join the band to pose as a fellow classmate, with Steven Fry acting as their headmaster. The advert will be promoting oversized ears with Gary Linker, who's known for his own personal set, to raise money for the campaign on March 16. Well done, as this is for a good cause. However, it's unfortunate that Girls Aloud are not really going back to school, as I feel they should be forced to relearn how to sing, dance, and, most importantly, not butcher classic songs.

Posted by Cate on February 6, 2007 in Girls Aloud | Permalink | Comments (1)

Jessica Simpson's huge mouth

Would Jessica Simpson just disappear already? I thought The Dukes of Hazzard would be the end! Or surely her divorce would cause her to vanish...but no. Here is she, acting like a psycho at Hyde over the weekend. The photos of her parading around, with her mouth perpetually open, are even more concerning considering she was apparently sober, and the Designated Driver for the evening. I'd hate to see her drunk...

Posted by Cate on February 6, 2007 in Jessica Simpson | Permalink | Comments (1)

February 5, 2007 3:49 PM

Kylie seen out with Kermit

Poor old Kylie. She has split up with her French beau Olivier Martinez because she had "lost all trust" in the French actor. The pint sized pop princess decided to cut her losses and end their relationship after pictures of Martinez spending time with other women were printed in a number of newspapers in recent months. Well, in a StarTrip exclusive, we can reveal that Kylie has also been spending her time with another man, and was recently seen serenading him with an old love song...

Posted by mofgimmers on February 5, 2007 in Kylie Minogue, YouTube Videos | Permalink | Comments (0)

Girls Aloud and Sugababes video for "Walk This Way"

So, Girls Aloud and the Sugababes have teamed up for charity to record their cover of "Walk This Way". I'm not quite sure how many times we're going to have to deal with people butchering this song. It's over the top, it's filled with bad make-up and bad hair extensions...but it's for charity. That makes me almost forgive them for this video.

Posted by Cate on February 5, 2007 in Girls Aloud, Sugababes | Permalink | Comments (4)

ParisExposed.com facing legal action

On Friday, a federal judge ordered a temporary restraining order against ParisExposed.com, and the distribution of Paris Hilton's personal items. Bardia Persa reportedly received the belongings for $10million, and has since used Paris' sex tapes, videos, and photographs to run a subscription based website, exploiting the heiress and her idiotic escapades.

The judge's injunction prohibits Persa from selling any health records, phone numbers, addresses, and any "photographs, videos, and writings depicting Plaintiff in a sexual manner not previously exposed to public viewing". Persa cannot start up another website, or do anything remotely involving Paris Hilton without her consent, for the time being. Persa will appear in court on February 16, to explain why the injunction should not be extended. Well, it was fun while it lasted. However, even if they permanently shut down ParisExposed, the videos and photographs are all over the Internet now, anyway.

Posted by Cate on February 5, 2007 in Paris Hilton | Permalink | Comments (3)

Britney shops at Target

Here's the ever-lovely Britney Spears, doing some shopping at Target. If this were US Weekly, I suppose this post would fall under "Stars! They're Just Like Us!". But I'd like to think most of us don't look this haggard while shopping at my Mecca Target. Sure, she's covered up her "goods", but would it kill her to do her hair? Or perhaps try to appear as though she isn't hungover? Is it that hard?

Posted by Cate on February 5, 2007 in Britney Spears | Permalink | Comments (0)

Denise snorts "lip balm" at the beach

Denise Richards sure does love the beach. However, looking more closely, it seems Denise loves to do naughty things on the beach as well. As seen in the other photos, Denise appears to be using lip balm, however, she rubs the "lip balm" onto her nose, instead of her lips. That's some seriously white lip balm, Denise.

Posted by Cate on February 5, 2007 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

February 2, 2007 3:56 PM

Channel 4 is playing it safe

With all of the extreme reactions to the controversy surrounding Channel 4's Big Brother, it's no wonder they decided to pull the plug on a collection of upcoming shows entitled "Wank Week". The shows were set to spotlight compulsive male masturbators, and masturbating skills for girls, however, it's not really the time for Channel 4 to be, erm, pushing people's buttons.

Chief Executive of Channel 4, Andy Duncan, says, “It's a typically provocative, Channel 4 thing to do. It'll come and go, so to speak." Another spokesperson for Channel 4 says that the shows "will be shown in due course" and that they're "shifting a few things which might cause flare-ups". Probably a smart move on Channel 4's part, as they do need to rebuild their relationship with Ofcom; particularly when they're looking for £14million from the TV licence fee to switch to digital by 2012.

Posted by Cate on February 2, 2007 in Big Brother, TV Show Gossip, Tabloid Tales | Permalink | Comments (0)

Brit and KFed play nice for the kids

For now, it appears Britney and Kevin are being cordial with each other. When Britney first filed for divorce, she sought sole custody of their two children. In return, Kevin fired back by seeking spousal support and sole custody of the children as well. In fact, Kevin even turned down Britney's offer of a $25million divorce settlement. In light of Britney's recent shenanigans, I think it's safe to say she realizes that no judge would ever award her sole custody, so she and Kevin have come to an agreement.

In January, they worked out a temporary custody agreement that allowed Kevin to visit his boys from noon to four on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, with or without Britney being there. They've agreed to stick with this arrangement for the time being. Let's just hope they continue to behave with their children's best interests at heart.

Posted by Cate on February 2, 2007 in Britney Spears, Britney Spears & Kevin Federline, Kevin Federline | Permalink | Comments (1)

Tyra Banks goes off!

Tyra Banks officially addressed her recent weight gain, and the accompanying tabloid headlines, on her talk show yesterday. Here's a clip of her going off on the people who have a problem with her body. It cuts off, but apparently the "one thing she has to say" at the end is, "You can kiss my fat ass." Love it, love her, and love her body. Good for her!

Posted by Cate on February 2, 2007 in TV Show Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

Sienna Miller smacks a photographer

Apparently, if you get too close to Sienna Miller with a camera, she'll smack you. Here's a great shot of Sienna pushing a Paparazzi camera out of her face in New York. Maybe she was angry because the photographer brought up her "granny panties" incident...

Posted by Cate on February 2, 2007 in Sienna Miller | Permalink | Comments (0)

February 1, 2007 5:29 PM

The Osbornes vrs The Olsen Twins

When Celebrity Death Match refer to the Olsen Twins as "the most terrifying zygote ever to split in two", you can tell they're not fans. Similarly, they can't be fans of The Osborne kids either when they show Jack rolling around in his own sick. To see the siblings face-off, watch the video below...

Posted by mofgimmers on February 1, 2007 in YouTube Videos | Permalink | Comments (1)

The Olsen Twins + Bob Saget = Awkward

Mary-Kate and Ashely Olsen helped support their on-screen dad and friend, Bob Saget, for the release of his DVD Farce of the Penguins. That in itself isn't news, however, the hilarious ladies over at GoFugYourself have written an incredibly funny dialogue between the three, awkward celebrities. Enjoy!

Posted by Cate on February 1, 2007 in Hot Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0)

KFed may have a new job at Taco Bell

Kevin Federline seems to be on a roll lately. First the hilarious commercial for Nationwide Insurance, and now it seems he may have a new job. After the commercial was leaked online, it sparked an outrage in the fast food industry as they were insulted and thought the commercial insinuated that working in fast food was degrading. KFed insists that he wasn't making fun or trying to insult anybody.

According to PerezHilton, the president of Taco Bell, Greg Creed, has extended an olive branch to KFed by inviting him to work at Taco Bell. Creed encouraged KFed to "come work for us, just for a one hour shift". He even said they would provide him with "a uniform, and a custom name tag" and promised to "show what a great place Taco Bell is to work". I guarantee he'll do it. Because unlike those super sensitive "would you like fries with that" folks of the world, Kevin has a sense of humour about himself.

Posted by Cate on February 1, 2007 in Kevin Federline | Permalink | Comments (1)

"One Night in Paris" could lead to a lifetime of itching

Perhaps the most disturbing thing that ParisExposed discovered after obtaining a large amount or Paris Hilton's personal belongings, was a prescription for the herpes medication Valtrex. Yeah. Paris has herpes. Kinda ruins all of her sex videos for you, doesn't it, fellas?

Her publicist will either say that the prescription is a fake, and Paris always practices safe sex, or that the prescription was for cold sores. Just like Paris was smoking marijuana for medicinal purposes, and that when she was adding racial slurs to the lyrics of "We Are Family", someone must have just poisoned her drink with "Racist Poison"...right?

Posted by Cate on February 1, 2007 | Permalink | Comments (1)