Now, I think we all knew that Dita Von Teese had a very trim waist already, no? For the love of God, it's 21 inches wide. But here she is, in a corset that is 16 inches wide. The size of a three year old's waist. Reportedly, Dita starves herself before a burlesque performance, by only eating protein and small portions of steamed vegetables. Um, am I the only one who thinks this is extremely not sexy? Dita, eat a freakin' burger.
