Posh goes to the Oscars, yet still doesn't smile

While schmoozing at Elton John's Oscar party, Posh stopped weeping tears of "OMG! I'm at the Oscars! In AMERICA!" joy just long enough to say hello James Blunt's girlfriend, Petra Nemcova. How awkward is this photograph? Posh is like, "Oh dahling, hello, how are you, I've missed you. You look so fabulous. I'd smile at you, but it hurts me." Meanwhile, poor Petra is trying desperately not to get sliced by Posh's razor sharp elbows, and James seems to be spying the free appetizers on the buffet table. Or looking eyeing up Jessica Alba. Who knows with him.