Katieff327071 Not content with dressing like a Stepford Wife rapidly approaching retirement age, Katie Holmes has decided to ruin all love of fashion for children around the world. BFF Victoria Beckham, who can fit into kids' clothes, also wants to try her hand at designing them. Oh yay. When these two visions collide, the children of the world will be dressed like frumpy middle-aged Eurotrash hookers.

The fabulous A Socialite's Life has tracked down a picture of what is believed to be a sketch from the collection, and all it really tells us is that neither of them can draw for toffee. I'm sure that'll make designing a collection easy as pie.