Oh frabjous joy! My favourite dumber than toast celebutard, Paris 'sack of potatoes' Hilton, may be about to face the consequences of her actions for the first time ever. We can only hope, anyway. In February she was caught driving while suspended. Now the City prosecutors are asking an unnamed judge to revoke the probation order she's currently under for reckless driving, meaning she could wind up in jail.
Now, while I don't wish jail terms on people, as it's not good for my karma, I do hope that the judge decides to punish Paris' transgression with something more imaginative than a $2,000 fine she'll never even notice. Paris is claiming she didn't know she was banned from driving. The hearing will be 17 April.
"We're confident we have sufficient evidence to prove that her license was suspended and that she had knowledge of that suspension," said Nick Velasquez, a spokesman for the city attorney's office.
