Britney, Britney, Britney. You do look hotter now, you do. Except for the clothes, the hair, and the face. But your body's pretty impressive, especially when you consider (a) that you're a mother of two, and (b) how absolutely awful you've looked since Kevin Federline entered your life.
But it's not your body, is it? You bought it. And that saddens me.
I know we've seen you at loads of dance classes recently, and your nights out at sushi restaurants suggest you're eating sensibly, too. But c'mon, y'all. I mean, come on. I've been on intense diets and lived in the gym. I've starved myself, and purged myself, and South Beached it, and only eaten green food on Tuesdays, and I have never seen that much of a change in so little time. Unfortunately our image library doesn't carry the pictures, so you'll have to follow this link for the after goodies. Just check out the before and remember it was less than a month ago.
