Just think of how glorious the crown jewels would look upon Britney Spears' bald little head! According to MTV UK, bookies at William-Hill are offering odds of 20:1 that Britney will hook-up with the suddenly single Prince. It's rumored that the two exchanged emails back in 2002, and with Kate Middleton out of the picture, perhaps they'll rekindle whatever weird type of relationship they had. (Which probably consisted of naughty webcam screen shots and saved IM conversations between Wills02 and BritBritBaby98.)
Why in God's name would anyone really think that the future King of England would go after one of the most troubled celebrities in Hollywood? I sincerely doubt that Prince William is like, "Yeah. I know Kate was proper and posh. But I really feel like I want to chav it up a bit, and go slummin' with a bald divorcee with two kids." But, you never know. Maybe we should get Britney to do a "If I were queen" post for Dollymix, just to try it out...
"When I'm Queen...Hmm...I dunno...Um..FREE BOOZE FOR EVERYONE, Y'ALL! YEEEHAAAWWW!!!"
