When it comes to things you shouldn't talk about when meeting your friend's mum, vaginas would probably be near the top of your list. This apparently obvious unwritten rule has clearly been driven out of Mazza Manson's brain by years of devil-worship and groupies, because when he met Justin Timberlake's old dear, as LondonNet details, his opening gambit went thusly: "Did you know that a woman has three holes between their legs?"
Now, assuming this has been quoted correctly, it's hard to know where to begin. Apparently Mazza had been watching a "sex documentary", and the nugget above is what he learned. To start with - the grammar, which is a satanic tangle of singular and plural. What do they teach our stars at Rock School these days?
More important, obviously, is the claim that ladies have 2 more orifices (Orifii? Please?) in that area than previously thought. Of course one does have to wonder whether this "documentary" was some mutilation-heavy specialist title. Maybe drills were invol(Thank you - Ed). You never know with that Mazza, who has covered JT's "What Goes Around Comes Around" for Jo Whiley's Live Lounge. At any rate, with this and his current pervtacular video, it's pleasing to see him living up to his rep as a generally freaksome weirdo.