Kate Middleton chooses vibrators over men

Kate is a girl after our own hearts. Rather than fretting about her messy public break up with the lovely Prince William she goes out and drinks her sorrows away. It seems she is putting men on the back burner for a while as when she attended the Rabbit Fever party, she was seen happily looking at the infamous rabbit vibe, and wearing bunny ears all night long.

No longer do women need to sit home bewailing their lack of a man,now sisters can do it for themselve; and with long life batteries we’re always guaranteed a good time. Hear hear the single revolution; with Kate spearheading it life has never been better.

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