Surprise surprise, Simon Cowell's got another rubbish show out that we're all going to end up watching compulsively. Britain's Got Talent is the next in what seems a never-ending line of talent shows that we Brits can't stop gawking at. And it's got Ant and Dec for a change.
Unsurprising then that Simon's drumming up some scandal to go with the launch. He's been BB-bashing, saying such ridiculous things as, "It’s our moral duty to drive Big Brother off our screens. I think viewers will watch variety acts such as nervous knife throwers rather than eight people sitting in a room. Personally I can’t watch BB anymore." Hands up who knows what show Britain's Got Talent is up against in the ratings war.
The show, which started on Saturday, has featured such abominations as a man who could balance lots of things on his face. Just like kids did with spoons in school, which wasn't impressive at all even at that age. Admit it to yourself, you'll be tuning in during the breaks of Big Brother to see this freak show gone global.
