Top Five celebrity Flashers: The stars who can’t stop showing their naughty bits..

Seriously, Celebs just can’t seem to keep it under covers nowadays, be it a nip slip or a crotch shot there is far more flesh on offer than you want with your cornflakes. Of course, I’m sure there are a lot of men out there who appreciate all the ‘oops, i forgot my underwear.. again!’ shots, but a lot of us heartily wish they’d kept their knickers on. We ain’t talking all hot honeys either; there’s a lot of wrinkly flashes on offer, yummy! So this post is dedicated to the stars who just can’t keep it covered; some good, some bad, some just really sad.

Number 1: Britney Spears

Oops she did it again.. and again.. and again. Yes she is trying to make a comeback, but from the recent shots I have seen all the slips have been accidental.. and that means decidedly lacking a glamour factor. Yes, I know she’s a mum, and she’s battling baby weight and hair extensions, but there is no excuse for not covering those bosoms. It;’s not like she’s fifteen anymore and can get away with going bra-less.

See after the jump for more X rated flashers.

Number 2: Paris Hilton

These pics are crimes against the poor public eyes,, and fodder for picture hungry paps.. please, please, put it away Paris! At least while she’s locked up we’ll be spared all this fanny gazing rubbish she is so fond of, but on her release I’m sure the crotchless wonder will return. Her partying with Britney has done her no favours, as since Britters started hanging out Hilton style it was more than boobs that were getting revealed. At least we know they both favour the Hollywood wax (for the uninitiated, that means all off; like you can’t tell.)

Number 3: Janet Jackson

Who could forget that infamous duet with Justin Timberlake, or how he manfully tried to cover Janet’s bared breast from the flashing cameras. we;re talking serious wardrobe malfunction.. but it is slightly suss that she already had some sort of nipple clamp, attached, almost as if she was just waiting for that straining PVC to drop. To be fair, i can’t think of anyone who would voluntarily reveal that so it’s probably fair to say it was a genuine nip slip, unlucky for us.

Number 4: Lindsay Lohan and Mischa Barton

Now when the said nipple in question is attached to a perky pretty slip of a girl it somehow doesn’t seem as bad as when the oldies show off their goodies, but when you are young and attractive, do you really need to flash for attention? Lindsay and Mischa  would still of made the papers anyway, and I’m not sure how this these slips could really boost their career of profiles, other than ‘the wild child does it again’. Well, that’s more Lindsay to be fair, as Mischa is normally known more for her Chanel dresses than her boobs, but she does seem to have chosen an unfortunate top for the evening. White crochet with no bra?  It seems planned to me. Try something new for a change girls.

Number 5: Judy Finnegan

Who could forget that gaping greying bra that accidentally hit us bang slap in the middle of an awards ceremony? For a mature lady she certainly does fill it out, but still, invest in some more attractive, well fitting underwear before you air that monstrosity in public. I feel a promotion with Marks n Sparks coming on..? Richard must love those dumplings int he sack.. please  Judy, we love you really, but PUT THEM AWAY.

And the lesson for the day folks.. if it ain’t pre watershed we don’t want it. Celebrate your natural beauty and save the X rated pics for the bedroom. God bless.

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