Poor, poor Britney Spears. It's all gone horribly wrong for the girl, hasn't it? But then, that's what you get for being a living, breathing consumer product. We first saw a young, fresh-faced Spears clad in a school uniform designed only to make old men throb and pervert the teenage girls of the time. After much Madonna-kissing, shotgun wedding action and head shaving, here we are. She's a full blown wreck. Bless.
Now Britney has apologised for her most recent bout of insanity by claiming she was researching a film role. I actually laughed out loud when I heard this one. For all who don't know what the bloody hell I'm on about, Britney attacked a reporter's car with the unforgiving end of an umbrella earlier this year. To be a little fair, she was in a bit of a rage after that dolt who's sperm she foolishly came in contact with (Keven Federline) threatened to take custody of her kiddiewinkles.
So our Britney, full of remorse, wrote a letter to this paparazzi type from X17 (a gossip mag over the water) saying, "Dear X17. I want to apologise for the past incident with the umbrella. I was preparing a character for a possible movie role where the husband doesn't play his part so they swap places... Unfortunately, I didn't get the part. I'm sorry I got all carried away with my role! Britney." Touching.
The sensible thing to do would have been a genuine apology and an explanation of the cirscumstances. Maybe then we'd get back to thinking Britney's becoming human again. As it stands she's a joke start to finish. Can't wait for that comeback album!
