David Walliams, star of Little Britain and famed serial womaniser might find himself in a sticky situation soon enough as Courtney Love has declared her plans to bag him as her boything. Scary.
Each of the stars has a rather colourful relationship history with David being linked to nurse-gone-amateur pornstar Abi Titmuss and ex-Spice Girls mentalist Geri Halliwell. Courtney of course gained fame as the ex-wife of Kurt Cobain. But she seems to have gotten a taste for the Brits after being linked to Noel Fielding from BBC3 show The Mighty Boosh.
Courtney has apparently told pals that she wants Walliams to star in her new film about Nirvana – and hopes offering a role to the 35-year-old will help her to get close to him on set. A friend told the Daily Star: “She thinks he would be brilliant in it and says he is uber-fit. She’s vowed to get her claws stuck into him and finds him hilarious.”
Sounds like more of a threat than a request to me David. Run for the hills! (Oh, and have you seen her new teeth?!)