Bless Danielle Lloyd. The poor love has recently seen her weight fluctuate and is now desperate to get back in shape. Having had a boob job, she was understandably unable to do any press-ups or strenuous working out, and wants to shift those pesky pounds that her love for junk food has produced.
Danielle, (you remember her? She’s a former Miss England and lingerie model - not ringing any bells? Okay, she was on Celebrity Big Brother and slept with Teddy Sheringham - that better?) has turned to a nutritionist to help her drop the excess weight, and it sounds like she’s getting some sterling advice from the professionals. "I'm not supposed to eat dairy anymore, but I can't stop eating chocolate and cheese - even though they bloat me."
But it’s not just chocolate and cheese holding her back, with Ronald McDonald alluring her with his greasy treats: "I love McDonald's and have a Happy Meal a few times a week. I have steak and chips when I go out for dinner and I love Indian takeaways, too."
Though happy to admit her personal shortcomings, she also points an accusatory finger at her celebrity lifestyle: "I go to a lot of parties for my job and drink. At one point, I was going out every night drinking, but now it's two or three times a week." But like many other poor souls before her, Danielle’s relationship with food is one loaded with emotional significance: "When I'm happy and feeling comfortable with myself, I put on a few pounds. The weight goes on my hips and face."
Better than ass and belly I suppose.
[via the Daily Mail]
