Isn't Gavin Henson an arse? I don't know anyone who doesn't agree, and I know quite a number of morons. The Welsh rugby player who's only quite so famous for being the boyfriend of gobby songstrel Charlotte Church has done the unthinkable and cheated on her. 'Sort of'.
Now I know you're probably thinking that 'unthinkable' is sensational of me, but that's only because we expect little else from those horrible slebs. Well, ole Gav was seen in Belfast's nightclub Thompson's Garage chatting up a shop assistant. It sho' don't get more glam than that, eh? Lucky for us, less so for heavily pregnant (by Gavin) Charlotte, this girl has a mouth on her. Or some debts.
Tracy, the shop assistant from Belfast, told The People "It was a drunken snog, or two, or three. Nothing for Charlotte to worry about. I mean, come on, who doesn't get up to these cheeky little things?" Well Tracy, people who's longterm partners are sat at home resting up for a birth.
Lord help us, she goes on, "We chatted about everything except Charlotte. In fact, Gavin never said a word about her but equally I didn't ask. Then we had our first drunken snog...or two...well, a few to be exact and it was lovely. It was Gavin who made the first move. He almost lunged at me. I could tell he wanted to lie down and that's when we first kissed.
"When we snogged it was exciting but I think he knew that he'd done something wrong. But it happened all the same again and again and again. There was never a question of sex, I don't know if it crossed his mind or not, but I'm not that kinda girl."
Is it just me, or do you get the impression she'd be that kind of girl if the price was right? Lord knows what the fall out will be on this one, but we all know Ms Church isn't shy, so hopefully she'll smack the perma-tanned idiot's face all out of shape.