Jordan and Jodie share a bloke... (vomit)

I know so much about Jodie Marsh's love life that I'm actually beginning to wonder if I've ever had her... and I've never met her. Latest scoop about the most orange woman on the planet is that the only man she's had any serious interest (like, since, forever) was out of reach because he was tuckling uberboober Jordan at the time. Is it time for a cat-fight already? Next week, a video of 'Hi. I'm Jodie Marsh. Would you actually like to peer up me?' [via Heat]