Nothing says star quality more than a merchandised range/Barbie doll/ clothing line, and the pinnacle of it all would be the cartoonized version of yourself, which tells the world explicitly how you don't need to be 'real' to succeed, as you can now carry yourself on he weight of your own infamy. We bring you the top televised totty and their cartoon alter ego's.
Number 1: Lily Allen
She' smiling here, which is a good sign, as it makes a change to see Lil not mouthing off or bitching about Girls Aloud on MySpace. Lily makes the jump to cartoon exceedingly well, with the artist capturing her innocence and focusing on her fresh faced glow and curvy figure rather than her habit for smashing Coronoa bottles or wearing prom dresses with wellies. He did manage to put her in a red dress though, so the Lily Loves style still seeps through. A digital delight.
Number 2 : Pamela Anderson
Who could forget the show that was Stripperella, the fairy tale story for the adult generation. Not quite little girl grows up, meets princes, happy ever after, more little girls grows up, grows boobs, strips and creates her own happy ever after. Who else but Pammie could play our super heroine stripper, armed with her trusty stiletto gun to save the world from unscrupulous criminals, and men who don't know how to tip. Only one series? Shame.
Number 3: Cameron Diaz
Princess Fiona won our hearts in Shrek as the mild mannered ass kicking princess with a ogre issue, and as she burped her way happily through three films, we laughed and loved with her; as well as envied how even in a cartoon Cam still manages to come across as sweet and highly desirable.
Number 4: Paris Hilton
The socialites has already been portrayed oh so flatteringly in South Park, as the creator of the Stupid Spoiled Whore play sets, and her on screen outing was so popular that a whole show dedicated to the heiress is now in the works. It's promised to 'reveal a side of Paris we've never seen before', which as we've already seen jailbird Paris, sex tape Paris, and Simpleton Paris gives me pause to wonder what more she could show us that we haven't seen. Is pregnant Paris the logical next step?
Number 5: Kate Moss
So far there are no plans to immortalize Ms Moss cartoon style, but I think that TV makers should definitely sit up and take note. Interesting person? Check. Kooky lifestyle? Check. permanent relationship drama? Check. High profile? Check. You get the idea. We want more Moss... so get cracking with those pencils and let's have a model series.
