Shane Lynch isn't exactly one of life's winners is he? Firstly, he was in Boyzone. Secondly he was in Celebrity Love Island. Thirdly, he looks like the worst B-Boy who ever lived. Well, now that he's never in the papers, he's decided to get some column inches by spouting absolute guff about the world's fave wizard (and no, I'm not talking about Roy Wood).
Shane told The London Paper that Harry Potter is pure evil. "I was heavily involved in the occult [before finding religion] and it's got a demonic side. Take Harry Potter. It's still witchcraft and I would explain to my kids that witchery is evil. There’s nothing fairytale about that." WHAT?! He then added "If some girls think I'm sexy, happy days. If others think I'm an idiot, happy days."
You sir, are a sexless idiot. Well done you.
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